celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell